Hunting Island beach tour guide

Hey there, name is Ron, and I am your tour guide. My job is to bring you safely back to the index so you can check out everything here. All you got to do is just click on me and back we go. I hope you enjoy your tour, and will come back again, as they are always adding things for me to show you. Plus, I get to keep my job. How many employed turtles do you know? (at least in the USA)

I used to have a boring life, just watched everything go by, always saying I was gonna do this and that, but never doing anything but watch. I'd eat a berry and maybe a blade of grass, and then just watch. Then one day I decided something had to change. Being my life expectancy is well over a hundred years, I wasn't gonna waste any more of it. I came to Hunting Island beach, got this job as a tour guide, and boy, has my life changed. I watch all the cool people who come here, party down with the campers, catch some golden Carolina sun, play volley ball, eat seafood every night and now, I even catch the waves. I think I'm gettin' the hang of this, wanna join me? Who says a turtles life is boring....nothing is boring here.